Emergency Survival First Aid Kit
Almost as small as a flask (depends on what kinda flask you’re totin’), this kit packs the essentials for when things go sideways outdoors. Got a scrape? Snake bite? Surprise splinter? No problem. Lightweight, durable, and ready for any redneck rodeo. Fits in your bag, your glove box, or your cargo pocket—because you never know when a "hold my beer" moment will require a bandage!